Who is "they" you ask? Sadly, they are Poison Control.
Hudson has a bad habit of putting everything in his mouth. Yes, I know he's a baby and babies do put stuff in their mouth, but he puts EVERYTHING in his mouth. When Brian empties his pockets at night, he puts all of his change on his nightstand. If Hudson goes in our room, he is constantly putting pennies, dimes, and nickels in his mouth. Amongst the many things I have recovered from his trap - buttons, small toys, bottle caps and lids to various other items.
This morning Brian took Reed to a swap meet, so it was just me and Hudson at home. Reed is usually Hudson's tattletale, and since he wasn't here, I have to discover all of Hudson's messes all on my own. :) I was in my bedroom doing laundry and I heard a rattling noise. I came into the living room and saw approximately 20 ibuprofen spread around my fat little baby on the living room floor. I yelled "Hudson!" which scared him and the crying began. I stuck my finger in his mouth and swept around luckily finding nothing but at the same time thinking he already swallowed something. I started to pick up all the pills and put them back in the bottle, the crying became louder and more forceful since I rudely took away his new rattle. I immediately called Poison Control and told the operator what had happened. I told her that I don't think he swallowed any pills because of the short time he was in the room alone. She told me that because of his age, his gag reflex would most likely prevent him from swallowing and if anything, he probably would have chewed on them. After discussing it with her and not finding any evidence of residue in his mouth, I had decided he hadn't swallowed any pills and I was feeling much better. Anyway, according to his weight, he would have had to swallow 9 of them for it to hurt him and there's NO way he could have swallowed 9! Thank goodness for my fat baby! :)
As this whole thing was happening, I couldn't help but think of my friend Stacey whose daughter has an actual file at Poison Control. I'm pretty sure that if that were the case with one of my children, I wouldn't be dying my hair because I liked the way the blond looked...it would solely be to cover up the gray. :)